Kate and Maureen were best friends. They promised each other when one of them died, the other would come back and talk to the other. Kate died in a car crash and a few months later she came back to talk to Maureen. "What's it like?" asked Maureen "Well," said Kate, "I get up, eat a light breakfast, have a little sex, a short snooze, a little more sex, some lunch, a snack, more sex, a long nap and some more sex followed by a light dinner" "Heaven sounds great!" exclaimed Maureen Kate paused then said: "I'm not in Heaven", "I'm a rabbit in the Arizona desert".