There were three ladies that always hung out together. There was a slight problem though, their husbands were all named Leroy. The ladies decided to name thier Leroys after soda pop.
The first lady said, "I am going to name my Leroy 7 Up." The other ladies said, "Why 7Up?" She replied, "Well my Leroy has 7 inches and it is always up!"
The next lady said, "I am going to name my Leroy Mountain Dew." The other two ladies said, "Why Mountain Dew?" "Well," she said, "My Leroy likes to mount me and he likes to do me."
The third lady was scratching her head, she could not think of a soda pop, finally she says, "I am going to name my Leroy Jack Daniels." The other two ladies said, "Jack Daniels isn't a soda pop, it's a hard licquor." She replied "THAT'S MY LEROY."