Monday: (Too horrific to even post)

Tuesday:

8:00AM I wouldn't lose too much money by not going to work today, right? Right?

9:00AM Oh no no no no no no no....

10:00AM Why me? Why why why me?

11:00AM You know, maybe I should just move to Mexico. Sell sombreros. Bye bye corporate mumbo jumbo. Nah... Salsa hurts my tongue... Timbuktu?

12:00PM I want lunch...

1:00PM I still want lunch

2:00PM Only 2 1/2 more hours... Only 2 1/2 more hours...

3:00PM God I'm tired will this day ever end?!

4:00PM Yes, I ordered it. Yes, I mailed it. Yes, I did every little thing you asked of me today even though I'm pretty sure I developed an ulcer from it and possibly a brain tumor. No, I am not being a smart ass.

4:30PM Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho its off to home I go, to sit on my couch, and smooch with my spouse, forget tomorrow I have work, just sit on my butt with a smirk, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho!!

Wednesday:

08:00AM I want to go back to bed

09:00AM Too tired for this

10:00AM I want to go home

11:00AM I'm gonna get fired aren't I?

12:00PM I should move to Tibet

01:00PM Not Tibet. Timbuktu.

02:00PM My boss is just stressed. I hope.

03:00PM I just need more experience then I'll get this.

04:00PM Almost free

Thursday:

08:00AM I want to go back to bed

09:00AM Why am I here again?

10:00AM I want to go home and sleep

11:00AM Man I'm hungry

12:00PM Oooh Lunch

01:00PM Can I go back to lunch?

02:00PM I want a nap

03:00PM Why doesn't my work have a bathroom?

04:00PM Who builds a building with no bathroom?

05:00PM Almost break time...

06:00PM The OA is here and she wants to... work...

07:00PM I am outta here!

Friday:

08:00AM How did I get here and where is my pillow?

09:00AM What's my name?

10:00AM Should have eaten breakfast... Hungry...

11:00AM Only a little longer til lunch...

12:00PM Lunch.... Lunch.... Mmm Brains....

01:00PM Who are you and why are you telling me to get back to 'whurck'? What is this thing called 'whurk?'

02:00PM *YAWN* No, No, don't be silly. I find filing fascinating.

03:00PM So close...

04:00PM I'm planning an escape... Who's in?

04:30PM Muh-wah-ha-ha!! I'm free!! Free!! But before I go, what is this 'Mundai' thing I've been hearing about? WHAT? I have to come back in two days?!