Why am I tired

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The population of this country is about 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes...

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by Grace M. 1+ years ago

Then why are YOU sitting at your computer writing JOKES?

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by Me I. 1+ years ago

dont you forget about the people who are unemployed

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Brittany H. 1+ years ago

.....did you have help with that math??? and if i'm the other person that does the work...then your sKrewed...with a kapital "K"! see it?? did you see it? *^.^* <--happy tears...kuz i'm tho thmart...i goth a lithp...

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Beatrice P. 1+ years ago

And you are on the computer writing them....

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by alex n. 1+ years ago

its write, not right

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by R.D. M. 1+ years ago

This is a really funny joke. I give it a 9/10 because i've heard better, but I've also heard a helluva lot worse!

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by aj P. 1+ years ago

You're all wasting time by fighting!!!

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by jessica d. 1+ years ago

this is stupid and dumb i dont like it at all trash

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by j d. 1+ years ago

"bry n." --- just as a heads up, 1) it is "write" not "right" 2) Before you comment on someone else's post, make sure you don't sound as idiotic as them! 3) "ae" = have, are? WHAT? :)

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by Cabel C. 1+ years ago

GOOOOD ONE!

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by Adam J. 1+ years ago

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA I BASICLY PEED MYSELF!~!!!

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by drummer g. 1+ years ago

lol XD

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by Scrapbook Q. 1+ years ago

LOL! I don't count either, so you gots lots to do

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by rachel s. 1+ years ago

Ha love it. But, actually, i'm in the school population, so i dont count.

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by bry n. 1+ years ago

not very funny - but clever

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by Wes Oki 1+ years ago

it take more time to write it then read is soo quite wasting time

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