Osama was killed by a US bomb, and immediately found himself in a large room filled with fat middle aged men.

Suddenly, a man strode up to the podium and said "Will the Star Trek Convention Klingon Council Break-Out Session now commence?"

Osama grew panicked, and tried to run out of the room, only to face Muhhammed himself, blocking the door.

"This is not the paradise I was promised in the Quoran."

"Yes it is...where did you expect I'd find you 72 virgins?"