The Amazing Preshkin visited a bar one day, where he decided to use his powers to pick up a hot blonde at the bar.
"I am the Amazing Preshkin, a mind reader from the circus...I bet you a drink that I can read your thoughts."
"Really? You think so?"
She smiled her dazzling smile and said..."ok, what am I thinking?"
"I would love to have another apple martini."
"Nope, that isn't it."
"What were you thinking?"
"I would love to get me some pussy, and get the hell out of here."