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Two farmers were leaning over a fence discussing Christmas, when the first farmer says that he has bought his wife a fur coat and a Mercedes Benz for Christmas.

The second farmer asks why he bought her a Mercedes and a fur coat. The first farmer replies that if she doesn't like the coat she can drive in the Mercedes to take it back. The second farmer nods his head as if understanding the reasoning behind the answer.

The first farmer asks the second what he got his wife for Christmas. He replies that he bought his wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator. The first farmer asks why he bought these combination of presents. The second farmer replies that if she doesn't like the slippers she can go and fuck herself.

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