If World War 2 Were An MSN Conversation....

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*Adolf Hitler Enters Conversation*

*Japan Enters Conversation*

Japan: Tioto Hosheewa

Hitler: Jesus Japan, I can't understand a word you're GOUVENSTIVEN saying.

Japan: Oh, I'm sowwy. I just say random stuff to make me seem japanese.

Hitler: You are GOUVENSTIVEN japanse. Jesus.

Japan: Wight, Wight.

*China Enters Conversation*

China: Dammit Japan, did you launch ANOTHER nuclear bomb towards us?

Japan: It was accident. Push wrong button.

China: That's the excuse you use EVERYTIME!

Japan: Me know. Me sleep with Hitler wife.

Hitler: What?!?!?! Dammit!

Japan: Tee Hee, jk, man jk.

China: ROFL

*Denmark Enters Conversation*

Denmark: Is Hitler online?

Hitler: I thought I blocked GOUVENSTIVEN you...

Denmark: Yeah, I don't think it works in group convos.

Hitler: oh, i.c. w/e.

Denmark: Hitler, you invaded us and killed half our population. Not cool man, not cool.

China: Yeah well Japan launch nuke at us.

*Norway enters room*

Norway: Sup n00bs.

Hitler: Oh vie hello zere Norway.

Norway: You uber pwned us 2 day.

Hitler. Yeah...Yeah I did, didn't GOUVENSTIVEN I?

Norway: Word 2 ur mom.

*United States enters convo*

United States: Hitler, we're kind of against this whole racism thing...So uhh, could you please stop.

Hitler: Well, zee thing is, I'm not actually racist. I just don't like a certain group of people.

Norway: Hey U.S, A/S/L?

U.S.: About 100, Male, Afghanistan.

Norway: Thx. Well I g2g, ttyl.

U.S.: Bye.

*Norway Leaves Conversation*

Hitler: I'm sorry, America, but I can't just stop killing everyone. We have a shortage of tylenol.

U.S.: What does that have to do with anything?

Japan: It have to do with Canada and staplers.

U.S.: I'm sorry...What?

Denmark: What he's trying to say is that Canada has cheaper meds.

U.S.: Yeah but that added stapler thing at the end and the whole killing everyone thing...

Japan: Not at all. I call Canada and explain situation.

*Canada Enters Conversation*

Canada: What's going on here?

Hitler: I was just telling everyone that I kill everyone because of a shortage of tylenol.

U.S.: And I told him that it didn't make any sense.

Japan: And then me tell him that Canada have cheap tylenol.

U.S.: And then I said that had nothing to do with anything.

Canada: Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with America there. That makes no sense. And this coming from the most intelligent country in the world.

U.S.: Yes, and this is coming from the most obesse country in the world.

Canada: So basically Hitler, what we're trying to say, is that you're full of doggy poop.

Japan: I agwee with you.

Hitler: Oh shut up Japan, you agree with everything everyone says.

Japan: I agwee.

Denmark: What happened to China?

China: Oh, sorry Denmark. I was busy launching a nuke at you.

Denmark: WTF?!??!

China: ROFL LMAO! I JK! I launched it at Norway.

Denmark: Yeah, damn straight.

Hitler: BRB guys, just gotta take out the garbage.

Denmark: KK.

China: So....

Canada: .....

U.S.: How's life?

Canada: Clean and war free :)

Denmark: Lucky S.O.B.

Canada: LOL

Hitler: Back.

Canade: kk.

U.S: Well, I've got to go. I have to go make up some weapons of mass destruction.

Hitler: Yeah, I've go to GOUVENSTIVEN go.

Canada: I've got a hockey game to attend. TTYL. <3

Denmark: See ya.

*Everyone Logs Off, War ends as Canada PWNS everyone in a game of MSN chess.*


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