*Adolf Hitler Enters Conversation*
*Japan Enters Conversation*
Japan: Tioto Hosheewa
Hitler: Jesus Japan, I can't understand a word you're GOUVENSTIVEN saying.
Japan: Oh, I'm sowwy. I just say random stuff to make me seem japanese.
Hitler: You are GOUVENSTIVEN japanse. Jesus.
Japan: Wight, Wight.
*China Enters Conversation*
China: Dammit Japan, did you launch ANOTHER nuclear bomb towards us?
Japan: It was accident. Push wrong button.
China: That's the excuse you use EVERYTIME!
Japan: Me know. Me sleep with Hitler wife.
Hitler: What?!?!?! Dammit!
Japan: Tee Hee, jk, man jk.
*Denmark Enters Conversation*
Denmark: Is Hitler online?
Hitler: I thought I blocked GOUVENSTIVEN you...
Denmark: Yeah, I don't think it works in group convos.
Hitler: oh, i.c. w/e.
Denmark: Hitler, you invaded us and killed half our population. Not cool man, not cool.
China: Yeah well Japan launch nuke at us.
*Norway enters room*
Norway: Sup n00bs.
Hitler: Oh vie hello zere Norway.
Norway: You uber pwned us 2 day.
Hitler. Yeah...Yeah I did, didn't GOUVENSTIVEN I?
Norway: Word 2 ur mom.
*United States enters convo*
United States: Hitler, we're kind of against this whole racism thing...So uhh, could you please stop.
Hitler: Well, zee thing is, I'm not actually racist. I just don't like a certain group of people.
Norway: Hey U.S, A/S/L?
U.S.: About 100, Male, Afghanistan.
Norway: Thx. Well I g2g, ttyl.
*Norway Leaves Conversation*
Hitler: I'm sorry, America, but I can't just stop killing everyone. We have a shortage of tylenol.
U.S.: What does that have to do with anything?
Japan: It have to do with Canada and staplers.
U.S.: I'm sorry...What?
Denmark: What he's trying to say is that Canada has cheaper meds.
U.S.: Yeah but that added stapler thing at the end and the whole killing everyone thing...
Japan: Not at all. I call Canada and explain situation.
*Canada Enters Conversation*
Canada: What's going on here?
Hitler: I was just telling everyone that I kill everyone because of a shortage of tylenol.
U.S.: And I told him that it didn't make any sense.
Japan: And then me tell him that Canada have cheap tylenol.
U.S.: And then I said that had nothing to do with anything.
Canada: Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with America there. That makes no sense. And this coming from the most intelligent country in the world.
U.S.: Yes, and this is coming from the most obesse country in the world.
Canada: So basically Hitler, what we're trying to say, is that you're full of doggy poop.
Japan: I agwee with you.
Hitler: Oh shut up Japan, you agree with everything everyone says.
Japan: I agwee.
Denmark: What happened to China?
China: Oh, sorry Denmark. I was busy launching a nuke at you.
China: ROFL LMAO! I JK! I launched it at Norway.
Denmark: Yeah, damn straight.
Hitler: BRB guys, just gotta take out the garbage.
U.S.: How's life?
Canada: Clean and war free :)
Denmark: Lucky S.O.B.
U.S: Well, I've got to go. I have to go make up some weapons of mass destruction.
Hitler: Yeah, I've go to GOUVENSTIVEN go.
Canada: I've got a hockey game to attend. TTYL. <3
Denmark: See ya.
*Everyone Logs Off, War ends as Canada PWNS everyone in a game of MSN chess.*
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