Maddi was never good at summer school but every time she got asked a question, she'd have a little reminder...the little boy Danny who sat behind her would always jab her in the butt with his favorite pen, and it drove Maddi crazy. One day as Maddi was daydreaming, the teacher asked her a question. "Maddi, who was the son of God?" Maddi didn't hear the question but danny jabbed her and she stood up and said "JESUS CHRIST!" "correct." the teacher said.boring hours went by and then the teacher asked Maddi another question. "what did eve say to adam after having her 28th child?" Danny jabbed her again and finally, she stood up and said "if you shove that thing in me one more time, i'll tear it in half!"
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my dad told me this... i hope you like it!