A woman visits her accountant to file her taxes. He asks her, Whats your occupation?
The woman says, Im a hooker.
The accountant balks and says, Oh, thats too crass. Lets try to rephrase it.
How about prostitute the woman suggests.
Thats still too crude, he says.
They both think for a minute, then the woman blurts out, Lets say Im a chicken farmer.
What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute? the accountant asks incredulously.
The woman answers, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.