Yo Mama (And What Rhymes with Orange)

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Yo Mama is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and the bitch always comes back for more.

Yo Mama is like a Vacuum Cleaner, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.

Yo Mama is like a Race Car, she burns 40 rubba`s a day!

Yo Mama is like a Public bathroom, free and dirty.

Yo Mama is like a Door Knob, everyone gets a turn.

Yo Mama is like a thin piece of wood, she`s easy to nail.

Yo Mama is like a car, you stick the key in and the ignition starts.

Yo Mama is like a trashcan, she`s full of shit.

Yo Mama is like a locker, you can open and close her.

Yo Mama is like an old family picture, no one want`s to see it.

Yo Mama is like a hobo, she`ll do anything for five cents.

Yo Mama is like a bowling ball, she has 3 holes.

Yo Mama is like the Phillbury Doughboy, everybody gets a poke.

Yo Mama is like a cellphone, press the wrong button and she disconnects.

Yo Mama is like a book, everyone gets a look? (It Rhymed so oh well... BTW half of these we made up...)

Yo Mama is like a Rollercoaster, when you ride her you get a thrill.

Yo Mama is like a Rollercoaster, 20 per ride.

Yo Mama is like a Rollercoaster, everyone gets a ride.

Yo Mama is like Soulja Boy, "Super Soke that HOE!"

Yo Mama is like Soulja Boy, ``I`m to fresh up in this bitch``

Now for some Yo Mamas so ugly, dirty, ETC. Jokes.

Yo Mamas so fat and ugly, she broke the Trash Truck

Yo Mamas so fat, she broke the Bulldozer

Yo Mamas so tall, she fell and hit her head on the moon.

Yo Mamas so ugly, even the speakers told her to look away.

Yo Mamas so stupid, she locked herself inside the car.

Yo Mamas so stupid, she choked on her own throat.

Yo Mamas so stupid, she starved in a Mini-Market

Yo Mamas so stupid she fucked up Cupid (Ryhmes? Anyone?)

Yo Mamas so stupid she bought a pair of timberlands and waited for it to start singing.

Well... that`s it for now... my brain hurts

(BTW, something DOES Ryhme with orange, Doorhinge... see, it works!!!)

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by Connor P. 10/25/07 01:53 PM

I found something that Rhymes with orange, and Me and Remi made up alot of Yo Mama jokes... some aren`t original.

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