Never Forget an Anniversary!

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Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

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by George G. 1+ years ago

This is a moral for all the young ones out there; never call a woman fat! :)

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by Jack R. 1+ years ago

ROFL! Run Rick run! I betz your hiding in the one place she wouldn't look...

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

lmao haha im laughin so hard im choking XD

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

lol

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by Abigail S. 1+ years ago

IGo Rick's wife! You such,Rick>=P~

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by Mary P. 1+ years ago

WE ARE PRAYING FOR YOU RICK. That was funny. (:

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by Angel T. 1+ years ago

Very cute! Rick deserved what he got.LOL

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by Kieran w. 1+ years ago

HAHA!!! thats fucking funny

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by Mr. Smith S. 1+ years ago

I hope Rick is all right

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by kaitlyn m. 1+ years ago

lol he so dead

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by Bob B. 1+ years ago

lol, she thinks she's fat

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