One day a girl came home from her first day in grade 1 and she said to her mom" Mommy mommy, all the girls in my class can only count to 5, but I can count to 10. See,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. Is that because I'm blond mommy?" And her mom answerd " Yes sweatheart." The next day the girl came home from school and said to her mom" Mommy mommy all the girls can only say their A,B,C's up to E but I can say them up to J. See A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J. Is that bcause Im blond mommy? "And her mom answerd"Yes sweatheart." The next day the girl came home and said to her mom," Mommy mommy today we had gym and after we had to take a shower. All the other girls had flat chests but I had a 26,double D. Is that because Im blond mommy? And her mom answerd," No sweatheart thats because your 25.
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