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Bill Gates was at home one day trying to count his cash when he realized he hasn't had a woman in years. So, he decided to go out on the streets and buy himself a quality woman.

He's driving around and rolled down the window to hire this woman. He asked the women her name she replied in inviting tone, "Heaven." He asked the rate she said in the same voice, "$650 a night." So Bill accepted and took her to his mansion.

Bill was enjoying her company so much and couldn't imagine why he hadn't tried this before and said, "Wow, now I know why they call you Heaven!" As she was getting her stuff together and was ready to leave, she turned around and said, "Now I know why they call you Microsoft."

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