DUMB CHEMIST RESPONSES

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Some really dumb chemist responses....

1) You: Hey I need to buy some medacine to help me with my asthma. Chemist: SO what are you going to use this for?

2) You: I have bad pains in my stomach, so i need to buy some pain killers. Chemist: Ok, for the pain killers you need to tell me what part of your body is hurting.

3) You: I'd like to try your fat reducing pills. Chemist: I dont think I will be able to prescribe these to you, how about we try the fat reducing machine instead?

4) You: I'm in need of some new prescription glasses. Chemist: So why did you come to the chemist?

5) You: How am i supposed to use this pimple cream. Chemist: I am not qualified to answer that question.

I save the best for last.....(its kind of a joke)

6) You: Id like to purchase some HAPPY pills. Chemist: We will need to have the knowledge of what you are goin to use them for? You: I'm gonna make some ice out of them :)

This proves that some chemists really are stupid.....

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by Jsohua G. 10/02/07 12:55 AM

Some of these have actually happened to me, some given to me by friends...

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