Who's the toughest?

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Three WWII vets were swapping tales at the VFW, trying to see who was the toughest.

The first vet, a Marine said "when I stormed the beaches of Iwo Jima I killed an entire division of Jap soldiers with my bare hands."

The second guy, a Naval Aviator said "I shot down so many zeros that I ran out of bullets, so I brought down the last two by ramming into them. Then when I bailed out in the pacific, I fed the jap pilots to the sharks, and rode the sharks back to my carrier."

The two guys turned to the third man, an Army vet who just said "I was killed on D-day."

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by Emma G. 1+ years ago

I don't get it...........can some1 explain??? Plz???

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