How life should work.....

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I want to live my next life backwards :

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.


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by Red S. 1+ years ago

this is like that movie.... The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button~ hahaha

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by anthony s. 1+ years ago

Follow this if u can. You could than commit crimes if life went backwards because it would effect ur "furture" which has already passed.

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by Kiara T. 1+ years ago

It may be better, but the techniqality of getting into the "spa like" area is very unappealing.

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by Cage C. 1+ years ago

This is a quote from Jason Alexander, as "George Costanza", on the show Seinfeld. If I wanted to see a Seinfeld joke, I'd watch the show. It is INDEED funny, but it's a direct quote from the show. I think at least their should be credit for the show printed in this joke, to let others know where it came from.l

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by Samantha A. 1+ years ago


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by b o. 1+ years ago

WoW Life Sounds Better BackWards!!!!

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by Cassandra B. 1+ years ago

this is hiarious lol

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by Kelli R. 1+ years ago

Sex would definitely be depressing after that. Everytime you orgasm, you kill someone. haha

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