The Widow

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Three Newfoundlanders were working up on a cell phone tower: Pat, Pete and Mike.

As they start their descent Pat slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."

Mike says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer. Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, Mike?"

"Pat's wife gave it to me," Mike replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" "Well, not exactly", Mike says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Pat's widow'."

She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow."

Then I said "I'll bet you a case of Beer you are."

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