The Magician and the Parrot
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, He has a card up his sleeve or He has a dove in his pocket.
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?