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Finally, Five Answers We Have All Been Waiting For

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FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

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by Roger S. 1+ years ago

Bonus question and answer: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment? Running into a wall with an erection...and breaking his nose.

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by tori l. 1+ years ago

ok now thats SCMART (sexually challenged martial artist ro-tfl) sorry.. i just made that up but really tho.. thats funny lol

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