A kids grandparents are coming over for dinner so they go shopping for something to wear he passes an collam full of condoms and tampons and asks his dad what they are."There jakets and clothes son."
When the little boy gets home he hears he sister say "shit" he asks her what that means. "It means dinner."
He then go's upstairs and his mum says "Fuck!" he says "mummy whats that mean?." "getting dressed."
His grandparents arrive and he says:"better get on your condoms and tampons, shits all on the table and mums upstairs fucking herself