A Scotsman walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his cupped hand.
The Scotsman shouts "Awa ya gowk yon's foo o' coos skitter"
(Translation - Don't drink the water you fool it's full of cow shit)
The man shouts back " I'm English! Speak English! I don't understand you!"
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in"
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