Kitchen Timer

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She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast as he walked in. She turned and said, "you've got to make love to me this very moment."

His eyes lit up and he thought, "this is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "thanks," and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked, "what was that all about?"

She replied, "the egg timer's broken."

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by Roastedzergling D. 1+ years ago

My jaw dropped!

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by jeania b. 1+ years ago

OUCH!!! lol

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by chad b. 1+ years ago

thats cold lol

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