Two guys were out in the wilderness camping. In the middle of the night, after alot of drinking, they both seek a place to relieve themselves.
"Wow, it's a good think I'm taking a piss" said the first guy.
"Why do you say that?"
"This entire area is covered in poison ivy."
"What's the matter?"
"I took a dump and wiped myself with some leaves."
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