Sleeping Pills

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A guy was having trouble sleeping, so he told his daughter to go to the doctor and ask for som sleeping pills.

So she starts running to the doctor chanting...

Got to get some sleep pills. Got to get some sleep pills.

she hits a tree. after thinking for a while she remembers what she was doing and sarts running to the doctor chanting...

Got to get some sex pills. Got to get some sex pills.

She tells the doctor and he gives her some pills. He told her to tell her dad to only take one pill every twenty-four hours.

So she starts running home chanting...

One pill twenty-four hours. One pill twenty-four hours.

She hits the same tree. After thinking for a while she remembers what she was doing and sarts running home chanting...

Twenty-four pills one hour. Twenty-four pills one hour.

she gets home and tells her dad. that night he takes the pills.

the next morning the neighbor comes in to see what all the noise last night was about. they find the daughter in the kitchen crying and they ask what happenend. she said...

mom is dead, my sister is pregnent, my butt hurts, and dad is on the roof calling here kitty, kitty.

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