the Peanut

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(Tune of Clemintine)

Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now,

just now I found a peanut, found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open, cracked it open just

now.

It was rotton, it was rotton, it was rotton just now, just

now it was rotton, it was rotton just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway, ate it anyway just now, just

now I ate it anyway, ate it anyway just now.

Got sick, got sick, got sick just now, just now I got

sick, got sick just now.

Went to the doctor, wernt to the doctor, went to the

doctor just now, just now I went to the doctor, went to

the doctor just now.

Died anyway, died anyway, died anyway just now, just now I

died anyway, died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven, went to heaven just now,

just now I went to heaven, went to heaven just now.

Washing dishes, washing dishes, washin' dishes just now,

just now I'm washin' dishes, washin' dishes just now.

Droped a plate, droped a plate, droped a plate just now,

just now I droped a plate, droped a plate just now.

Went to the other place, went to the other place, went to

the other place just now, just now I went to the other

place, went to the other place just now.

Shoving coal, shoving coal, shoving coal just now, just

now I'm shoving coal, shoving coal just now.

found a peanut just now....

(goes on over and over again)

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