A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor. "Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field.When we went to investigate, i saw the ball in a cows ass.I went and lifted the tail of the cow and thats when I made my mistake." "What mistake was that?" asked the doctor. " I said hey this looks like yours hun!"
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