The Genie

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender,

" I have a genie in my pocket and he grants any wish! If you whisper something in his ear, he'll grant it! I swear, if he grants you something, you give me as many drinks i want. If he doesn't I'll pay you a hundred dollars."

The bartender who was down on money that month decided to go for it. There's no such thing as a magical genie!

So the bartender whispers something in the genies ear.

All of a sudden out pops a 12 inch pianist!

Astonished, the bartender looked baffled. "That's not what I wished for!!!"

And the guy looks at the pianist and starts laughing.

" I forgot to tell you. The genie's hard of hearing!"

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