A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender,
" I have a genie in my pocket and he grants any wish! If you whisper something in his ear, he'll grant it! I swear, if he grants you something, you give me as many drinks i want. If he doesn't I'll pay you a hundred dollars."
The bartender who was down on money that month decided to go for it. There's no such thing as a magical genie!
So the bartender whispers something in the genies ear.
All of a sudden out pops a 12 inch pianist!
Astonished, the bartender looked baffled. "That's not what I wished for!!!"
And the guy looks at the pianist and starts laughing.
" I forgot to tell you. The genie's hard of hearing!"
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