The teacher told her class to go home and come back on Monday with three new words.
So little Jack went home. When he go home, his dad was watching a television show about planes. Jack heard the word 'take-off', so he wrote it down in his book.
The next day, Jack went to the zoo with his mum. He saw the zebras and asked his mum "What's that?" "It's a zebra." So Jack wrote it down in his book.
The next day, Jack went with his older sister to her friend's house. His sister's friend was looking after a baby. "What's that?" he asked. "It's a baby". So Jack wrote it down in his book.
On Monday, Jack went to school. His teacher asked him to stand up and recite his three words. "Take off zebra, Baby!"* said jack with pride.
The teacher sent him to the principals office.
*"Take off the bra, Baby!"