The Little Yellow Ribbon

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Once there was a little girl called Rose who always wore a little yellow ribbon around her wrist.

When she became a teenager, she got a boyfriend, and still she wore the ribbon. He plucked up the courage to ask her on her second date, "Why do you always wear that little yellow ribbon?"

Rose replied, "I shall tell you later."

The couple got married and had a kid, and she still wore the ribbon. When their beautiful daughter could speak, she asked,"Mom, why do you always wear that little yellow ribbon?"

Rose replied,"I'll tell you later, my child."

A few decades later, It was time for rose to die, and yes, you guessed it, she still wore the ribbon. Her whole family wer gathered around her as she was on her deathbed. Her by-then 6-year-old grandkid asked,

"Gramma, why do you always wear that little yellow ribbon?"

"Ah yes, i must tell you. It was because..."

And then she died.

Don't ya just hate me for that?

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