Man of the House
A mild-mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem and gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which the man read on his way home.
When he walked through the door and his wife came to greet him he told her, From now on Im the man of this house and my word is law. When I come home from work, I want my dinner on the table. Now go upstairs and lay me some clothes on the bed, because Im going out with the boys tonight. Then draw my bath. When I get out of the tub, guess whos going to dress me and comb my hair?
The undertaker, she replied.
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