top 10 corniest pickup lines

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Alright ladies, I admit… men have said some pretty corny things to break the ice. Pick-up lines have become somewhat of a novelty, only the coolest guys use them now (kidding). At any rate, here ar ethe top 10 corniest pickup lines I’ve ever heard (in no particular order). Ladies or Gents - feel free to add your own in the comments section.

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

Is your name Gillette? Cause baby you’re the best a man can get!

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m gonna tell everyone we did anyway!

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

NOW THAT YOU GOT YOUR NEW PICKUP LINES, GO FIND A GIRLFRIEND AND MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOMS HOUSE ALREADY! >^..^<

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by Bobby K. 1+ years ago

Do you know karate cause your bodys kickin!

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by Amanda M. 1+ years ago

i luv every bone in ur body including mine;) -or- i luv every bone in my body including urs;)

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by David C. 1+ years ago

The word is "legs" honey. Now, how about coming up to my place and spreading the word?

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by gabe g. 1+ years ago

Ever seen an alien?--Cuz you're about to get probed.

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by Julie J. 1+ years ago

Are you wearing space pants? Cuz your butt's out of this world. Are your parents retarded? Cuz you're special.

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by Cameron S. 1+ years ago

Is you're Dad Osama bin Laden 'cause girl You're da bomb.

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by elly j. 1+ years ago

is that a mirror in ur pocket?? (why) coz i can see myself in ur pants

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by alexis p. 1+ years ago

I lost my number, can I have yours?

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by katie f. 1+ years ago

Do you have a shovel? Because I sooo dig you

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by Dustin M. 1+ years ago

are you into beastiality because i am an animal

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by Saran W. 1+ years ago

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. =D

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by Sima G. 1+ years ago

Me and my sis made up this one: Are you Ronald McDonald? Cause you sure serve a good happy meal.

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