Alright ladies, I admit men have said some pretty corny things to break the ice. Pick-up lines have become somewhat of a novelty, only the coolest guys use them now (kidding). At any rate, here ar ethe top 10 corniest pickup lines Ive ever heard (in no particular order). Ladies or Gents - feel free to add your own in the comments section.
Ive heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
You must be the reason for global warming because youre hot.
Is your name Gillette? Cause baby youre the best a man can get!
The body is made up of 90% water and Im thirsty.
If I had a garden Id put your tulips and my tulips together.
You might as well sleep with me because Im gonna tell everyone we did anyway!
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Are you an overdue book? Because youve got FINE written all over you!
NOW THAT YOU GOT YOUR NEW PICKUP LINES, GO FIND A GIRLFRIEND AND MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOMS HOUSE ALREADY! >^..^<
i luv every bone in ur body including mine;) -or- i luv every bone in my body including urs;)
The word is "legs" honey. Now, how about coming up to my place and spreading the word?
Ever seen an alien?--Cuz you're about to get probed.
Are you wearing space pants? Cuz your butt's out of this world. Are your parents retarded? Cuz you're special.
Is you're Dad Osama bin Laden 'cause girl You're da bomb.
is that a mirror in ur pocket?? (why) coz i can see myself in ur pants
are you into beastiality because i am an animal