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I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart. It was so pure and white.
I licked it once, twice... I found I couldn't stop. I licked it faster and faster, and harder. I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy. I was done.
I threw away the outsides of my Oreo Cookie.
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