The Mouse and the Giraffe

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The Mouse and the Giraffe

There's a mouse and a giraffe in a bar. Mouse is at the bar, ordering heavy. He's buying it all. And there is a giraffe at the other end of the bar. She starts to wink, and at the end, she and the mouse leave together.

Mouse shows up next day, same bar, comes back in, he looks tired, beat up, worn out. And the bartender says, "Damn! You look like you've been through some shit!"

And Mouse says, "Yeah, man, with that giraffe last night, between fucking and getting some head, I musta run 50 miles!"

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