Deacon's Fresh Air

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The deacon of the church was an acholic, but nobody in the church knew it.

So the deacon told the church," I want ya'll to sang a little song and say a little pray. Deacon fixing to go outside and get some fresh air."

The deacon went out to his car and pulled a bottle of gin from under the seat and took a sip. Then he went back in the church and told the congregation again, "I want ya'll to sing another song andsay another prayer. Deacon fixing to go outside and get some fresh air."

This time when the usher was curious. "Why the deacon keep going outside, do he got asthma?" The usher look out the door and saw the deacon slip something under the seat. So when the deacon head back in the church the deacon go outside and find the bottle and drinks it all up.

Meanwhile in the church deacon says, "Ya'll sing a little song and say a little pray. Deacon fixing to go outside and get some fresh air."

Suddenly the deacon storms back in the church and burst out, "Don't ya'll sang another motherfucking song or say another motherfucking pray. Somebody done stole all of deacon fresh air."

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