A guy walks into a bar, and asks for a beer.
He slams it back and slams the mug on the table, and the bar keep asks whats wrong? The guy says you see that house over there I built it with my bare hands every from the floor to the roof, but do they call me jebdiah the house builder, no!
The guy asks for another beer, and slams it back and on the table again, and the barkeep asks whats wrong now?
so the guy replies, you see that boat over there, I built it all by my self, I cut every piece by hand and put it together myself, but do they call me jebediah the boat builder, no!
But you fuck one goat!