Moe: Hey, Joe, I'm so sorry, I'm broke, I guess I can't take yo mama to the prom this year.
Joe: Well, what a coincidence, me too. I guess yo mama'll have to buy her own razors to shave that nasty back of hers.
Moe: Talk about nasty, yo mama's legs are so fat, that you get sick just by looking at them.
(Sloe walks in, holding back)
Joe: What happened?
Sloe: I just gave yo mama a piggy back ride, and she weighs twice as much as I do!"