Havent you ever wanted to have a monkey? I mean besides being in a heist, thats what men want most. Just to think when you come home, your monkeys in the closet, waiting to fight. Or come home and hes throwing poop EVERYwhere. But there's always that guy....

"why would you want a monkey!!!"

"alls they do is cause trouble, scratch you and fling poop."

and then you're like,

"Thats EXACTLY why I want a monkey, for all those reasons!"

I mean who would want a monkey that sleeps all day. And wouldnt it be cool if he drove the get-away car for the heist?

"Drive drive drive!!!"

"ooo-ee-aa-aa"

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by Abigail S. 1+ years ago

NO FUNNAY!!!!!

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