African Roulette

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President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.

"The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."

President Clinton frowned. "Russian roulette's not a friendly, nice game."

The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show you how."

He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of these women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.

This gained Clinton's immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. "How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?"

The African leader said "One of them is a cannibal."

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by Joel E. 1+ years ago

Stuff like this makes me cover my manhood and cringe. The thought of someone biting little Joel off is beyond horrible.

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by R.D. M. 1+ years ago

*Gulp*... NO! NOT THAT! DON'T TRY TO "GULP" THAT, DAMMIT!

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by Jake B. 1+ years ago

Ouch that would suck... or not

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