The Wedding Story

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True Story from Houston Medical Center (???)

A recent wedding ring story in the local paper:

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending,

the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by Sean T. 1+ years ago

i am suprised this isn't R or PG-13 rated

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