There was a blonde and two red heads. They were being chased by the police. They decided to run into a barn to hide. When they got in there the first red head hid with the cows. The second red head hid with the chickens and the blonde hid in the potatoes.
When the police ran in the went over to the cows and the first red head said 'moo' and the police decided there was no one there.
Then the police went over to the chickens and the second red head said 'cluck cluck' and the police decided no one was there.
Last, the police went over to the potatoes. The blonde said 'potato potato'