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Fun Things To Do In Walmart

Fill shopping carts with strange combinations of items and leave them parked at strategic locations.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

Ride a display bicycle through the store. If questioned, claim you are taking it for a test drive.

Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Play with the automatic doors. Act as if you are trying to figure out what strange magic makes them work.

Set the display alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. If they notice, turn around and look innocent.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." Watch them try to remember who you are.

Re-accessorize the mannequins.

Make up bizarre nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down, or 666.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

Find a comfy couch in the furniture department and take a nap.

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "It's the voices again!"

When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in narrow aisles.

Walk up to an employee and state in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 5 in housewares," and see what happens.

Go to the food court and buy a drink in a big, colorful cup. Drag a lounge chair and a beach umbrella over to the magazines and relax!


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