doctors...what they say and what they mean

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"Well, what have we here...?" (I have no idea, I hope you'll tell me)

"Let me check your medical history." (Let me check if you've paid your last bill before we run up another one)

"Come back and see me in the week" (I need money, I'll charge you for another appointment)

"I'd like to have my associate look at you." (Please put that back)

"I'd like to prescribe a new drug." (Two words..guinea pig)

"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call." (I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.)

"This may smart a little." (Last week two patients bit off their tongues.)

"This should fix you up." (The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.)

"Everything seems to be normal." (Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.)

"I'd like to run some more tests." (I can't figure out what?s wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.)

* "Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?" (You're crazier'n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees with me.)

"There is a lot of that going around." (That's the tird one this week. I'd better learn something about it..)

"If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment." (I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week.)


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