40 More Years

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One day a woman of thirty suddenly died. When she got in heaven God told her that he had made a mistake and he would give her 5 millioin dollars and her live for fourty more years. In a flash she was back on earth. She thought wow now I have money and I will paint the town red. So she got plastic surgery on her nose and she got a face lift and a boob job. When she was all healed she bought spectacular diamond earrings and a versace dress. As she was crossing the street in her new clothes a massive truck hits her and she dies. In heaven she stormed up to God and demands an explanation, she thought that she was going to live 40 years.God looks her over carefully and replies "Sorry didn't recognise you."

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