GLOSSARY OF TECHNICAL TERMS FOR BMW OWNERS From BMW Headquarters

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It has come to our attention that when we receive orders for parts or enquiries from those of you in the Midwest, especially Yoopers, there is a lack of knowledge about the appropriate terminology. Please find below a brief glossary of terms which will make international communication much easier for all involved.

*INDICATORS = Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken

*SPEEDOMETER = Der Egobooster

*PUNCTURE = Die Phlatte mit Bludyfucken

*LEARNER = Die Dumdkopf mit Elplatt

*ESTATE CAR = Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto

*WINDSCREEN WIPER = Die Flippenflappenschittenspredden

*FOOTBRAKE = Der Edbangenonvindskreen Stoppenquik

*BREATHALYSER = Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen

*SEATBELT = Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper

*HEADLIGHTS = Das Dippendontdazzle Ubastud

*FOG WARNING = Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit

*HIGHWAY CODE = Der Wipen fur Arsen

*TYRES = Phlattfarts

*TRAFFIC JAM = Der Bluddinfukkin Damnundblasten

*BACKFIRE = Der Lowdenbangen Mekkenme Fuckenjumpen

*JUGGERNAUT = Der Fukkengret Trucken

*ACCIDENT = Der Bleedinmess

*NEAR ACCIDENT = Der Fucken Neer Shittenselfen

*CYCLIST = Pedalpushen Ninckenpoopen

*REAR VIEW MIRROR = Der Yokkhunter Tooklosen

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