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there are 3 guys in heaven. they all are in line waiting to see god. the first guy goes in god asks "how many times have u cheated on ur wife." guy answers "30" so god says "as a car for u in heaven u get a old junky truck."

second guy walks in. god asks him "how many times have u cheated on ur wife." he says "5" god says "as a car for u in heaven u get a mustang"

third guy goes in god asks him "how many times have u cheated on ur wife." guy says " 0 " god replies "wow very good as a car u get a ferrai"

about a week later the first two guys see the third guy sitting in his car crying.

they ask "why are u crying u got a nice car" guy replies" i kno but wen i was cruzin i saw my wife riding a skateoard."

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