1. What comes first, the chicken or the egg? It doesn't matter they both taste good.
2.How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsipop? Again, it doesn't matter, if you try to count you don't have a life.
3. Should I worry if my tv is to loud, it might wake up my sister? Guess what, it doesn't matter, they shouldn't have went yo sleep early.
4.Is there something I can do about high gas prices? It doesn't matter unless you buy a gas station and lower the prices yourself.
5. Should I wonder what made the writer of this joke think of it? IT DOESN'T MATTER!