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Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything!


Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

"Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."


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by Ashley M. 1+ years ago

you're missing some of the joke. she like drops her keys and bends down to get them, then he kicks her in the face. cause shed be short if he randomly 'got it up'

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by tan h. 1+ years ago

um... i dont really get it...

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by bob j. 1+ years ago

yeah. he "kicked" her in the face.

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by Erica V. 1+ years ago

lmao dude that's great

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by tori l. 1+ years ago

all of a sudden i just remembered about how my computer sci teacher was telling us in the 7th grade "if you place the loop HERE, then the read data statements will be erected.. uhh, i mean.. directed....." and we all started cracking up hahah i was the first to laugh and i laughed really hard.. its strange how he failed me =]]]]]

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