spelling to get into heaven

mark as unread

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.

She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.


The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.


Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to pay later!


How funny is this joke, video, picture?





Save to List


Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel


Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel



User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 7 of 7 discussions       sort by: newest

+2 thumb down thumb up
by Joel E. 1+ years ago

All good, except two things. The vows say "Til death do us part." So he had all rights to get remarried. Also the Bible says there will be no marriage in Heaven. Not to mention spelling isn't the key to Heaven, the way you lived your life and how your soul is determines that. I know this is supposed to be a joke, and I enjoy some jokes at the expense of my religion. (like the Jesus/Tiger Woods joke or the Jesus had long hair but he walked everywhere) but others like this I think are just in bad tastes.

Reply to Joel E.'s comment
+6 thumb down thumb up
by GABY G. 1+ years ago

shes a freaking genius!!

Reply to GABY G.'s comment
+4 thumb down thumb up
by ori2008 y. 1+ years ago


Reply to ori2008 y.'s comment
+4 thumb down thumb up
by kaitlyn m. 1+ years ago

lol the last partis so true

Reply to kaitlyn m.'s comment
+3 thumb down thumb up
by Angelique G. 1+ years ago

I have read this joke 20 times and it NEVER gets old.

Reply to Angelique G.'s comment
+5 thumb down thumb up
by LiTtLe MiSs RaNdOm. .. 1+ years ago


Reply to LiTtLe MiSs RaNdOm. ..'s comment
+5 thumb down thumb up
by Frank P. 1+ years ago

This joke has soo many variations and versions I cant get enough of e'm...thumbs up.

Reply to Frank P.'s comment
CFVOQ_spelling to get into heaven

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com