A gay man, trying to find a new sexual experience, decides to put a live fish up his rear. so he wnt to the pet store and brought a large fish.
At first he thought the feeling was wonderfl, but when he tried to remove the fish, it would'nt budge. scared and in pain, the man called 911 and was taken to the hospital.
once the doctors checked him out, one of them said "son, you really need to chew your food!"